Real confessions: 20 one-line really love stories – Brisbane event | Brisbane event 2014 |

Among the earth’s greatest quick tales is six words very long: “available: child shoes, never ever worn.” It’s related to Ernest Hemingway, although
nobody actually understands
certainly just who published it.

This 1 range, very affordable in giving surprise and melancholy, is actually proof length isn’t any requirement for the story.

A fresh Australian work of theatre has pulled on a huge selection of secret confessions, published
anonymously online
by members of the general public. The creators of
I Want to Know What Really Love Is Actually
, showing at Brisbane event, got a lot more than 400 one-line confessions about love, jealousy, gay sex caht and heartbreak.

Listed here are 20 of the best:

1

I am crazy about all of all of them, I believe like they both love myself straight back, and I also’m convinced they like one another. – Submission #331

2

You take the covers. But I for some reason you shouldn’t mind. – Submission #285

3

I found him eating a peanut butter sandwich with junk e-mail on the top, and that I realized he had been usually the one. – Submission #104

4

It really is funny how we crave love, until we dislike it. – Submission #101

5

It has been many years, but I still think about you and wonder “what might have been”. – Submission #087

6

Cameron. – Submission #065

7

I adore the mild abrasion of a mustache beneath the strip. – Submission #052

8

I would rather pour my personal coffee on myself personally than discuss you, because that would burn much less. – Submission #080

9

Love for me is focused on nothing but you. – Submission #042

10

Getting slutty is actually enthusiasm, it really is love. – Submission #025

11

Why would we discuss you? Why don’t you reduce someone else for a change? – Submission #044

12

I didn’t merely fall in love. We fell and smashed. – Submission #058

13

We fell so in love with an instructor once in high school. I might google their permit plate to see just what information I would get. – Submission #014

14

We consumed in regards to 700 wine bottles to look at the rejection. – Submission #001

15

Just what made you think i’dn’t break? Used to do. – Submission #328

16

I love my sweetheart but We wanna fuck different women. Sexier girls, rather than see all of them once more. Is the fact that ok? – Submission #405

17

Jemma forever xo – Submission #302

18

I was thinking he was the cutest guy in the world. But whilst works out the guy became the ugliest son We have ever came across. – Submission #406

19

I found myself seeking my self as well as on the way i came across Peter, Dan, Jed, Laurence, Dylan, Joseph, Michael hence European man I seduced online. He emerged too quickly. I stated it actually was fine (it was not). – Submission #299

20

We nevertheless love the girl significantly more than any individual. I tried to speak with additional ladies. One of them also known as me personally lovely and that I could not take care of it. – Submission #012

I Want to Know Very Well What Love Is Actually
is showing until 13 September at Bille Brown Studio, Queensland Theatre organization, within


Brisbane Festival


. Tickets cost $30